Sunday, 1 January 2017

'Til Death Do Us Part

Me: Seems like January 1st 2017 would be a good day to quit smoking.

Tobacco addiction: HAHAHAHAHA that's a good one, got any more New Year jokes?

Me: I feel like we're a married couple, you and I, as I've come to accept that by now only death will do us part. 

Tobacco addiction: Fucking count on it, bitch. 

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