Saturday, 5 March 2016

Thought 147: What Do You Do?


Person: what do you do?
Me: I'm not into the whole jobs thing, thank you very much.
Person: how do you live?
Me: With money.
Person: Where do you get your money from?
Me: Her Majesty's Government.
Person: You mean you're on benefits?
Me: Yes. Now crucify my arse.